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Have you guys heard about "O, The Oprah Religion"?
As Oscar Wilde said, "The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. And I don't like those curtains." Or something like that. Anyway, I'm excited to find that I'm being talked about by a group… -
Oprah Should Do Something About All The Problems In The World
Gentle reader Jill sent in this picture of "Black Jesus." Because it shouldn't just be white people that have a white, rather than Jewish, Jesus, everyone should get a Jesus of their own. "YOU get a Jesus, and YOU… -
Sheri Shepherd Has Her Wig On Too Tight
Well, hello! Welcome to...the Minneapolis Airport Men's Bathroom! I was at first really pleased with Sheri Shepherd when she joined the View. I thought she was really funny and I also liked the fact that with two black… -
Why Oprah! I Wasn't Expecting You - I Must Be Losing My Grip On Reality!
A Hard Days' Daytime Emmy WinnerThe Blessed Oprah recently had a behind-the-scenes episode for her Favorite Things episode, thus creating two pieces of content from one piece of content, much as Jesus did that time he m… -
Proof Of the Divine Nature of The Blessed Oprah
Just one day ago I told you about a miracle that Oprah performed for my benefit, and for the benefit of O, The Oprah Religion in that my O, The Oprah Religion Recruitment Video #1 now shows up as a "related video" on You… -
Home of the Whopper
Gentle reader seeyouinhell kindly pointed out that if you watch the blessed Oprah's new Youtubes evangelical content distribution channel, there is a clip showing the upcoming sermons that the mighty Oprah will give on h… -
O, The Oprah Invitation
When I was in first grade, I wanted to invite every one of my classmates to my birthday party except for one or two of them. In particular I didn't want to invite this one girl - I can't remember exactly why, but I seem… -
What Would Jesus Do?
Christians are fond of the acronym "WWJD?" especially when it's on hats and t-shirts. It rivals "Support our troops" ribbons in pointless piety and total uselessness in getting things done. NEWS FLASH! Jesus is dead,… -
I'm sorry, Fergie, but could you please SHUT THE F*CK UP?!?!
It's 10:34am and I'm being treated to what I believe is the second rendition so far today of this year's "My Heart Will Go On," the never-ending, wailing, song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by lumpy lady Fergie. The sad thing i… -
The Female Problem
I've noticed something anecdotally, and I'd like to use it as the basis for a sweeping generalization with no factual basis to support it. Here's the thing: women at the gym are annoying, specifically in their use of sp…
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