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Have you guys heard about "O, The Oprah Religion"?
As Oscar Wilde said, "The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. And I don't like those curtains." Or something like that. Anyway, I'm excited to find that I'm being talked about by a group… -
Oprah Should Do Something About All The Problems In The World
Gentle reader Jill sent in this picture of "Black Jesus." Because it shouldn't just be white people that have a white, rather than Jewish, Jesus, everyone should get a Jesus of their own. "YOU get a Jesus, and YOU… -
Proof Of the Divine Nature of The Blessed Oprah
Just one day ago I told you about a miracle that Oprah performed for my benefit, and for the benefit of O, The Oprah Religion in that my O, The Oprah Religion Recruitment Video #1 now shows up as a "related video" on You… -
An Oprah Miracle
Just a short note, since I realized that I haven't posted since last Wednesday - you see, any time I'm at home near the computer I just think, "Oh, I'll play a little World of Warcraft first..." and then I'll play World … -
What Would Jesus Do?
Christians are fond of the acronym "WWJD?" especially when it's on hats and t-shirts. It rivals "Support our troops" ribbons in pointless piety and total uselessness in getting things done. NEWS FLASH! Jesus is dead,… -
A High-Definition Miracle
You know how all those crazy Christians are seeing the Virgin Mary on their toast, or in their air conditioner condensation, or when they take a flash photo out of their tour bus window? [Click on that last one, at least… -
Oprah Winfrey Opens Church, Founds Religion
Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion. The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both. “Expand…
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